1)It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.
2)If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
3)Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
4)Jack Bauer doesn't laugh in the face of danger; Jack Bauer is the face of danger.Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.
5)Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
6)Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer's mind. Now he's sitting in a wheel chair.
7)Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
8)Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone,
9)If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.
10)When Jack Bauer calls for backup, he isn't requesting more men. He's telling you to back the fuck up.
jeudi 17 septembre 2009
24 CTU Ringtone
For those who are looking for an awesome ringtone, i found you the best there is the 24 ctu ringtone! It's not on youtube, no need for conversion, it doesn't has good quality.
Here is the link : http://www.njr-team.com/real24.mp3
click right on it and save target as.
Here is the link : http://www.njr-team.com/real24.mp3
click right on it and save target as.
mercredi 16 septembre 2009
Top 5 Jack Bauer youtube videos
mercredi 16 septembre 2009
I've been watching youtube video about Jack Bauer for 4 hours. I did so because i wanted to do a top 5 of youtube best Jack Bauer Video. So here it goes.
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See also
http://realchucknorrisfact.blogspot.com
http://njr-team.blogspot.com
http://kirsymoviereview.blogspot.com
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See also
http://realchucknorrisfact.blogspot.com
http://njr-team.blogspot.com
http://kirsymoviereview.blogspot.com
mardi 15 septembre 2009
Jack Bauer Fact
mardi 15 septembre 2009
1)There has not been a terrorist attack in the United States since Jack Bauer first appeared on television.
2)If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
3)Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator, torture sounds the same in every language.
4)If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
5)1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
6)When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
7)Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
8)Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
9)Jack Bauer doesn't cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow
10)It took God six days to get His job done; Jack has 24 hours.
11)If Jack Bauer and MacGyver were locked in a room, Jack Bauer would make a bomb outa MacGyver.
12)Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite is violet, not because its pretty but because it sounds like violent.
13)Jack Bauer can talk about Fight Club.
14)When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
15)You can't compare Jack Bauer to Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ only came back to life once.
16)Jack Bauer's cell phone never runs out of battery because the cell phone doesnt want Jack thinking it's helping the terrorist.
17)There's a reason why getting your car stolen is referred to as being "Jacked."
18)Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
19)Jack Bauer doesn't wash his clothes. He tortures them until they're clean
20)Jack Bauer cover for the Death when it goes on holidays.
21)Jack Bauer is the alpha and the omega
22)Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. He did this while counting how many terrorists were killed by Jack Bauer.
23) Jack Bauer is a way better actor then Kiefer Sutherland.
24)You can't disable GOD MODE in the PC game version of 24.
25)The Middle Eastern terrorists you see kneeling on prayer mats are begging Allah to save them from Jack Bauer.
26)Jack Bauer doen't need a licence to kill.
27)Chuck Norris fans wear shirts. Jack Bauer fans use guns.
28)Jack Bauer is the real Fifth Element.
29)All the facts on this site were written by Jack Bauer. All spelling mistakes here are to confuse terrorists of his existance.
30)Santa Clause gives terrorists to Jack Bauer every christmas
31)When Nina said in a CTU meeting that Jack Bauer was "shooting blank" everybody laughed
See also
http://realchucknorrisfact.blogspot.com
http://njr-team.blogspot.com
http://kirsymoviereview.blogspot.com
2)If everyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called 12.
3)Jack Bauer doesn't need a translator, torture sounds the same in every language.
4)If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
5)1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
6)When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
7)Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
8)Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
9)Jack Bauer doesn't cut his grass, he stares at it and dares it to grow
10)It took God six days to get His job done; Jack has 24 hours.
11)If Jack Bauer and MacGyver were locked in a room, Jack Bauer would make a bomb outa MacGyver.
12)Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite is violet, not because its pretty but because it sounds like violent.
13)Jack Bauer can talk about Fight Club.
14)When Jack Bauer goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
15)You can't compare Jack Bauer to Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ only came back to life once.
16)Jack Bauer's cell phone never runs out of battery because the cell phone doesnt want Jack thinking it's helping the terrorist.
17)There's a reason why getting your car stolen is referred to as being "Jacked."
18)Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
19)Jack Bauer doesn't wash his clothes. He tortures them until they're clean
20)Jack Bauer cover for the Death when it goes on holidays.
21)Jack Bauer is the alpha and the omega
22)Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. He did this while counting how many terrorists were killed by Jack Bauer.
23) Jack Bauer is a way better actor then Kiefer Sutherland.
24)You can't disable GOD MODE in the PC game version of 24.
25)The Middle Eastern terrorists you see kneeling on prayer mats are begging Allah to save them from Jack Bauer.
26)Jack Bauer doen't need a licence to kill.
27)Chuck Norris fans wear shirts. Jack Bauer fans use guns.
28)Jack Bauer is the real Fifth Element.
29)All the facts on this site were written by Jack Bauer. All spelling mistakes here are to confuse terrorists of his existance.
30)Santa Clause gives terrorists to Jack Bauer every christmas
31)When Nina said in a CTU meeting that Jack Bauer was "shooting blank" everybody laughed
See also
http://realchucknorrisfact.blogspot.com
http://njr-team.blogspot.com
http://kirsymoviereview.blogspot.com
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